Got my ass beat in the limo, should've kept my mouth closed. Mama always told me, don't be fighting no fat hoes. Bitch swung on me like I ate her cookie. Slim I thought you was my friend, why you ain't help me?That strong right hook confused me, knocked me out cold. Is my name Jada Lynn, or Angela Nicole?Why she do me like that? I ain't even do nothin wrong. They ain't even gimmie time to put my red hoodie on.
best anon of the year
I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE
do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense
THAT FUCKING COMMENT
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my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV
so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe
THERE ARE TEACHERS ON TUMBLR?? WHAT
Let’s get weird this weekend!
On Saturday, July 26 Comedy Central is hosting a free and open to the public fan event featuring “Moonbeam City” laser tag, GIF booth, giveaways, and more at The San Diego Wine & Culinary Center (200 Harbor Dr. #120, across from the Convention Center).
- Dress up as the Workaholics for a chance to play laser tag with the guys. Game starts at 2:30pm, so get there on time.
- Stick around for the autograph signing from 3-4pm.
For more dope things to do in San Diego this weekend, click here.