Red Wine in the morningtime

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twitter.com/HoneyBee0326:

    Anonymous asked: Got my ass beat in the limo, should've kept my mouth closed. Mama always told me, don't be fighting no fat hoes. Bitch swung on me like I ate her cookie. Slim I thought you was my friend, why you ain't help me?That strong right hook confused me, knocked me out cold. Is my name Jada Lynn, or Angela Nicole?Why she do me like that? I ain't even do nothin wrong. They ain't even gimmie time to put my red hoodie on.


    Answer:

    bgcfan4ever:

    best anon of the year

    — 13 hours ago with 374 notes
    pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

    pale0zoic:

    koripxo:

    thatduck-sureisugly:

    I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

    do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

    THAT FUCKING COMMENT

    (Source: 9gag, via adaphibeta)

    — 14 hours ago with 560511 notes

    michaxl:

    dilclo:

    michaxl:

    why am i not a disney princess

    because ur a 15 year old boy

    image

    (via ruinedchildhood)

    — 14 hours ago with 416085 notes

    darkwingsnark:

    He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie. 

    (Source: funnuraba, via adaphibeta)

    — 14 hours ago with 320984 notes
    lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

    lamelatios:

    not being at comic con like 

    (via theeuunicorn)

    — 21 hours ago with 68981 notes

    mazverdagon:

    nonomella:

    my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

    so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

    THERE ARE TEACHERS ON TUMBLR?? WHAT

    (via theeuunicorn)

    — 21 hours ago with 124438 notes

    breakingstride:

    broomsticksandpaddles:

    youarelookingatthis:

    There needs to be a live action version of this starring Neil Patrick Harris and Robert Downey Jr.

    OH MY GOD

    THAT IS ALL I WANT NOW

    (Source: dmitribelkov, via theeuunicorn)

    — 21 hours ago with 288582 notes
    thelastshiptnt:

The captain means business: #DontKillSeanBean!

    thelastshiptnt:

    The captain means business: #DontKillSeanBean!

    — 1 day ago with 55 notes

    ruinedchildhood:

    I think we all know who leaked Jennette McCurdy’s nudes

    (via ruinedchildhood)

    — 1 day ago with 157334 notes
    workaholics:


Let’s get weird this weekend!
On Saturday, July 26 Comedy Central is hosting a free and open to the public fan event featuring “Moonbeam City” laser tag, GIF booth, giveaways, and more at The San Diego Wine & Culinary Center (200 Harbor Dr. #120, across from the Convention Center).
Dress up as the Workaholics for a chance to play laser tag with the guys. Game starts at 2:30pm, so get there on time.
Stick around for the autograph signing from 3-4pm.
For more dope things to do in San Diego this weekend, click here.

    workaholics:

    Let’s get weird this weekend!

    On Saturday, July 26 Comedy Central is hosting a free and open to the public fan event featuring “Moonbeam City” laser tag, GIF booth, giveaways, and more at The San Diego Wine & Culinary Center (200 Harbor Dr. #120, across from the Convention Center).

    • Dress up as the Workaholics for a chance to play laser tag with the guys. Game starts at 2:30pm, so get there on time.
    • Stick around for the autograph signing from 3-4pm.

    For more dope things to do in San Diego this weekend, click here.

    (via comedycentral)

    — 1 day ago with 151 notes